Lame-O Thursday: Alabama Football

If you’ve ever been to a game at Bryant-Denny you know that the blaring slur of Bear Bryant sounds exactly like this. It has nothing to do with bad video quality on YouTube. It sounds JUST like this. You’d think with “12” National Championships they could afford a better sound system. Oh, and about that 12 championships thing…read this.

Check me out on YouTube

As some of you may know, I have begun to play some music around town lately with Dallas Dorsey. Recently one Kevin Flannagan has graced us with us presence onstage for a few gigs. I have quite a few videos of our masterful performances on my YouTube channel. If you would like to run on over there and check them out, here’s the link. There is also a link on the sidebar over there ->. Feel free to subscribe to my channel and/or rate and comment each video. Here’s an example of a face-melting performance.

Wild Sweet Orange on Letterman

Some of you may know that my stepbrother-in-law, Taylor Shaw, is in a band called Wild Sweet Orange. They have been touring the country and parts of Canada for most of the year, and recently made their national TV debut on the Late Show. All these guys are from Birmingham, and grew up together. My wife, Meg, grew up going to church with the lead singer, Preston Lovinggood (and from what I’ve heard, it is…just kidding). Anyway, here’s the video from this past Friday night on Letterman:

You can also check them out on www.wildsweetmusic.com.

Lame-O Thursday: I’m Noticing a Theme

You tell me what’s lame about this video. If you look closely you will notice the touchdown scorer is a little fidgety.

Lame-O Thursday: Bama is back?

I know this is old, but I saw it the other day and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. This is the most premature and lame magazine cover I have ever seen. On a non-lame note, I have added the ‘KB Today’ section to the sidebar over there. I will be posting a new picture everyday so you can see my beard/weight/head fluctuate daily.

Bama is back?

Japanese Bug Fights!

Forget UFC. Forget Kimbo Slice. We’ve got some huge rhino beetle taking down a scorpion. We’ve got a huge centipede (makes me scream like a little girl) taking down some alien-looking bug. This is a really cool site with fully Japanese sanctioned bug fighting events. No, it’s not sad. Things that look like that were made for our entertainment. If you don’t comment on a post this awesome, then you’re sick.

UPDATE: Click that little gray box next to ‘menu’ to full-screen that mug. Prepare to wet yourself.
Seriously, don’t stop here. You have to see the rest!

The Hardest LOST Quiz Ever!

In honor of the season finale of LOST:Season 4 (ABC Thursday, 5/29/08, 8-10 PM CT), here’s a quiz on some the most obscure facts in all of the seasons of LOST so far. Enjoy. Post your scores, banter, smack, theories, or whatever in the Comments section please.

Lame-O Thursday: KB Gets Braces

The only thing lame about this week is that I turned 26 and in the same week got braces (today). Bring on the jokes. Goodbye vampire tooth. Pictures will be posted soon.

Happy Birthday to KB!

Go KB, it’s ya birthday.
We gonna sit at work like it’s ya birthday.
We gonna sip on water like it’s ya birthday.
And we not gonna act like it’s ya birthday!

You can find me in my cube, bottle full of Sprite.
Look mama I got the skills if you into websites.
I’m into javascript, I ain’t looking to debug.
So come give me a hug if you need this project done.

Yes I just made all that up (sung to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent). Yes I know all of you are saying that this belongs on Lame-O Thursday, but I don’t care. It’s my birthday, and I can white boy rap if want to. Anyway, I’m 26. Childhood is over. Life has begun. The only positive point from this day is that most rock stars (Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Cobain) didn’t die until they were 27, so I’m looking good.

You can donate to my birthday fund (give a present) below.












Actually my only birthday wish is that the millions of kurtbranch.com visitors will make that little thing up there that says ‘0 comments’, say at least ‘5 comments’. Come on…do it for the birthday boy!

Lame-O Thursday: More Top-Head

As you can tell, I don’t like this guy, to win American Idol at least. I don’t like him for the same reason I didn’t like Chris Daughtry: they sound the exact same in every song. For the record, I’m fine with Chris Daughtry now, other than he tries to act American Idol never happened. He wouldn’t be anywhere without it. And now I shamefully realize that my post is much lamer than the video.