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LOST Preview Published on FireWillHeath.com

FireWillHeath.com was nice enough to publish my preview of tonight’s show of shows, LOST.  If you are caught up on the show, give it a read. If you are not, I forbid you to read it. Seriously, do NOT, unless you want to ruin your life.

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Halloween Decorations 2008

These were taken tonight, a few days before Halloween. I always seem to throw a lot of stuff out there at the last minute on Halloween night, so I’ll take more pictures then too. This is just a preliminary set up. Yes, I built everything except the actual scarecrow. Give me some ideas of what needs to be changed or added. Click the picture of the Scarecrow to see the rest.

Monday Morning Vomit Inducer

Has anybody seen Children of the Corn? The little opening of this song would definitely fit perfectly into any horror film. This whole thing is just like a bad movie.

It’s That Time of Year Again

Well it’s finally here. October. Halloween time. Finally. If you don’t know, I’m a Halloween freak/geek/whatever you want to call me. I get pleasure by making three year olds run screaming from my house. My wife is embarrassed, but I can’t help it. Fear is the greatest emotion we have because the feeling of relief just after our fear subsides is even better. Ok, that was way too deep. Give me some skulls, some screams, and some blood. I know you all laugh at me, but you know it’s fun. Anyway, I’ll have some pictures of my latest creations soon, but for now check out last year’s decor.
** Note: Not really sure what’s wrong the Pictures page but you can still see them. **

Wednesday Afternoon Awkwardness

For the record, I am in no way making fun of what these people are singing about, their convictions, their beliefs, or anything of that nature. I believe exactly what they believe, as long as it’s not believing that this was a good idea. I don’t care if they are singing “I like Crackerjacks”, this is the weirdest and most awkward thing I have ever seen.

That’s What She Said

The Office returns to NBC Thursday night (9/25), so to get you ready here’s a nice video with every instance of the best line in cinematic history.

Travis Barker Awesomeness and Bigfoot

Travis Barker, for those that don’t know, was the drummer of Blink-182 (don’t act like you’ve never liked a Blink-182 song). Since they broke up, he’s been in a few bands and a few reality tv shows, but lately he’s been more of a freelance drummer which means more money and more free time to do awesome stuff like this. I don’t care what kind of music you like, this will make your head bob. It doesn’t just take a drummer to appreciate this.

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Japanese Bug Fights!

Forget UFC. Forget Kimbo Slice. We’ve got some huge rhino beetle taking down a scorpion. We’ve got a huge centipede (makes me scream like a little girl) taking down some alien-looking bug. This is a really cool site with fully Japanese sanctioned bug fighting events. No, it’s not sad. Things that look like that were made for our entertainment. If you don’t comment on a post this awesome, then you’re sick.

UPDATE: Click that little gray box next to ‘menu’ to full-screen that mug. Prepare to wet yourself.
Seriously, don’t stop here. You have to see the rest!

The Hardest LOST Quiz Ever!

In honor of the season finale of LOST:Season 4 (ABC Thursday, 5/29/08, 8-10 PM CT), here’s a quiz on some the most obscure facts in all of the seasons of LOST so far. Enjoy. Post your scores, banter, smack, theories, or whatever in the Comments section please.

Happy Birthday to KB!

Go KB, it’s ya birthday.
We gonna sit at work like it’s ya birthday.
We gonna sip on water like it’s ya birthday.
And we not gonna act like it’s ya birthday!

You can find me in my cube, bottle full of Sprite.
Look mama I got the skills if you into websites.
I’m into javascript, I ain’t looking to debug.
So come give me a hug if you need this project done.

Yes I just made all that up (sung to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent). Yes I know all of you are saying that this belongs on Lame-O Thursday, but I don’t care. It’s my birthday, and I can white boy rap if want to. Anyway, I’m 26. Childhood is over. Life has begun. The only positive point from this day is that most rock stars (Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Cobain) didn’t die until they were 27, so I’m looking good.

You can donate to my birthday fund (give a present) below.












Actually my only birthday wish is that the millions of kurtbranch.com visitors will make that little thing up there that says ‘0 comments’, say at least ‘5 comments’. Come on…do it for the birthday boy!