Lame-O
Lame-O Thursday: Alabama Football
Jul 17th
If you’ve ever been to a game at Bryant-Denny you know that the blaring slur of Bear Bryant sounds exactly like this. It has nothing to do with bad video quality on YouTube. It sounds JUST like this. You’d think with “12″ National Championships they could afford a better sound system. Oh, and about that 12 championships thing…read this.
Lame-O Thursday: I’m Noticing a Theme
Jun 26th
You tell me what’s lame about this video. If you look closely you will notice the touchdown scorer is a little fidgety.
Lame-O Thursday: Bama is back?
Jun 19th
I know this is old, but I saw it the other day and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. This is the most premature and lame magazine cover I have ever seen. On a non-lame note, I have added the ‘KB Today’ section to the sidebar over there. I will be posting a new picture everyday so you can see my beard/weight/head fluctuate daily.
Lame-O Thursday: KB Gets Braces
May 22nd
The only thing lame about this week is that I turned 26 and in the same week got braces (today). Bring on the jokes. Goodbye vampire tooth. Pictures will be posted soon.
Lame-O Thursday: More Top-Head
May 15th
As you can tell, I don’t like this guy, to win American Idol at least. I don’t like him for the same reason I didn’t like Chris Daughtry: they sound the exact same in every song. For the record, I’m fine with Chris Daughtry now, other than he tries to act American Idol never happened. He wouldn’t be anywhere without it. And now I shamefully realize that my post is much lamer than the video.
Lame-O Thursday: Too Much Top-Head
May 8th
There are many a lame-o thing in this post: the fact that I watch American Idol, the fact that this guy has more top-head than anyone I’ve ever seen yet still sees the need to spike his hair up and make his head look even longer, and the fact that he took one of the coolest, yet simplest, power chord phrases and dumbed it down to a little Casio keyboard.
Lame-O Thursday: Hot Chip Strikes Again
Apr 24th
I posted a video of this new “awesome” band a few Lame-O Thursday’s ago, and just when I thought they couldn’t get any ga…er…lamer, they release this video. Anyway, I promise this is the last time I will stain kurtbranch.com with such lameness.
Lame-O Thursday: Boom Goes the Dynamite!
Apr 17th
I’m sure all of you have seen this, and you have to feel sorry for this guy, but it is funny, which I guess makes it lame in some way.
Lame-O Thursday: You’re My Number One Guy
Apr 10th
Can I change the name of Lame-O Thursday to Gay-O Thursday for one week? I caught these guys (Hot Chip) on Conan O’Brien earlier this week when I was up at 2 a.m. coughing up a lung. If any of you know me, you know I am an aspiring musician. Let me just say that this group gave me all the hope beyond hopes that I will make it in the music business one day. If this group can make it to Conan O’Brien and actually be let in a recording studio, then there’s no way I can’t make it. This is the actual music video of the song. I’m trying to get their performance from Conan on here so you can all see how ga…I mean lame they are. This isn’t from 1983, it’s actually from 2008. And the fact that there is a video out with this song on it means that at least 20-30 people had to think it was a good song. Please rip off my ears if this is what is considered music today. This is so ridiculous…and yes that is a guy saying you are my number one guy.
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