40 Things You Won’t Hear a Southerner Say
Feb 4th
40. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can’t feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
30. Wrasslin’s fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We’re vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
24. Who’s Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin’ is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today. Read the rest of this entry »
Merry Christmas from KB4
Dec 21st
Mobile readers view it here or YouTube it here.
For those that still have no idea what’s going on, here’s the original, although this is the second time they did it. I was singing along to their first performance, which has a few different lyrics.
Also, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the night after I post my video, Jimmy, Horatio, and a few others gave a special performance of this song on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. Yes, that is Horatio Sanz, and yes that is the lead singer of the The Strokes, Julian Casablancas. He covered the song as a bonus track on his latest album. Here it is:
Zack Morris Returns!
Jun 9th
If you didn’t know, Jimmy Fallon has been trying to get all of the original members of Saved By The Bell to reunite on his show. He has most of them committed and two more members agreed to it last night. In case you missed it, here’s the video:
Friends Forever…
kurtbranch.com’s Bubba Video on Rick & Bubba Show
May 18th
My video of Bubba hitting a kid at the Regions Charity Classic was mentioned on the Rick & Bubba Show this morning. They loved the woman sitting behind me that was laughing at the shot. You can hear me and brother Clay talking on it as well. I said he “he hit ‘em” and BC said “he told ‘em”. You’ll understand after you watch the video. You can see it here or in my previous post. I’m expecting my check from them any day now.
You can hear the entire converstaion below (courtesy of RickandBubba.com):
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Bubba Hits the Fan at Regions
May 15th
Here’s some video I shot and edited from the Regions Charity Classic Celebrity Pro-Am yesterday. Bubba, of Rick & Bubba, clearly warned the “patrons” to his left that they may want to watch out. He also said on the show that morning that his golf game today is worse than it was the first day he picked up a club. I don’t know if it’s that bad, but the kid he hit probably agrees with him.
I saw many a celebrity, well Alabama celebrities that day, and have tons of videos and pictures that I will be editing and posting soon.
Let me know what you think by either commenting on here or on my YouTube site.
**Click the HD button to watch it in HD obviously.**
(It will appear on the bottom right after you hit play.)
2009 Bracket Challenge – Final Results
Apr 6th
Congratulations to Layton Huskey of Opelika, AL for taking the 3rd Annual kurtbranch.com Bracket Challenge. Please don’t look at my name in the standings. It’s embarrassing. Anyway, like last year’s winner, and until we all agree we want to put in some dough, Layton has won one of the seven deadly sins: pride. Do with it what you will. Congratulations again Layton, and thanks again to everyone who took part. I promise bigger and better things for next year. So without further ado, here are the final standings.
By Points:
By Picks:
2009 Bracket Challenge – Final Four Results
Apr 5th
I’m terrible, the winner is already locked in, and it pays to pick the most obvious pick. That’s all I have to say…
By Points:
By Picks:
2009 Bracket Challenge – Elite 8, Day 1 Results
Mar 28th
Sorry, I missed a few rounds, but as you can see, I’m doing horrible so I don’t care anymore. Anyway, here are the results.
By Points:
By Picks:
All other results can be seen here.
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